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08.13.06
By Alex Sherker
08.13.06
East Side Ink
97 Avenue B
New York NY, 10009
Hulk Hogan used to call his arms Pythons, but didnt have any tattoos. He should have had THIS tattoo.This tattoo is magic. This tattoo has a function.... So here's what you do with this tattoo: You walk into a bar, scope out the scene and see an attractive lady; you make your way over to her and make your presence known with a smile and direct (yet mild) eye contact; give her a moment to take you in, to look at your stature, your poise, your tattoos; then with a look of concern, tell her you're worried and ask if she knows where you can find a good veterinarian; when she undoubtedly grows concerned and asks "why do you need a veterinarian".... you pull your sleeve back, flex your huge muscle, show her this tattoo and say: "BECAUSE MY PYTHON IS SO SICK". And seriously, who could possibly resist such charm and tattoo innovation? I wish I had this tattoo on my own arm.
97 Avenue B
New York NY, 10009
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- (212) 477 2060Hulk Hogan used to call his arms Pythons, but didnt have any tattoos. He should have had THIS tattoo.This tattoo is magic. This tattoo has a function.... So here's what you do with this tattoo: You walk into a bar, scope out the scene and see an attractive lady; you make your way over to her and make your presence known with a smile and direct (yet mild) eye contact; give her a moment to take you in, to look at your stature, your poise, your tattoos; then with a look of concern, tell her you're worried and ask if she knows where you can find a good veterinarian; when she undoubtedly grows concerned and asks "why do you need a veterinarian".... you pull your sleeve back, flex your huge muscle, show her this tattoo and say: "BECAUSE MY PYTHON IS SO SICK". And seriously, who could possibly resist such charm and tattoo innovation? I wish I had this tattoo on my own arm.